A horse for the Clampetts

[EarlySpeed]

I will post what I feel to be a strong selection occasionaly for Jethro the Janitor (aka Trying2Win) and Elmer.

How they are going to scrape up the $2 minimum required for the bet is anybodys guess. Some suggestions would be

1) Stand at the corner of the city they live in and wink at sailors

2)Sell all their Liberace records in a garage sale

3) Pose for the upcoming calendar of Bait and Tackle magazine-the homo edition

4)Become a greeter at the local WalMart (oh wait--Elmer already got canned from there for calling a woman a hobag when she asked him where the tampons were)

5)Peel back their foreskins and scrape off the cheese to add to their Kraft dinner--"geez that stuff is gittin spensive!!!"

Anyway heres the horse...

In the 8th race at Fairgrounds today bet the #8 D C Storm

 

ES
Funny stuff, I like the mac & cheese one.

Tampa Downs Race 13 #10 Social Top at 6-1 or better only

 

[elmer9]

hey girlyspeed,still "doin horses"?.......

 

hehehe

 

speed


a winner

nice>>>>>>>>>>

 

[EarlySpeed]

Jed and Jethro

Hope you scraped together the deuce--he paid $4.80 and with that Elmer you cuold have had that peg leg hooker you have had your eye on that turns tricks at the Piggly Wiggly!!!

 

[EarlySpeed]

Thanks Sea--he won under wraps....

 

speed

thanks i am available
24/7/365 for any kind of winner>>>>

 

[elmer9]

yeeeeeeeha uncle jed! i put 20 bucks on it.thanks early speed

 

[EarlySpeed]

Thursday March 20

Aqueduct 8th

#2 Avalos

Go get the money Elmer--those value plays of yours have been stinking up the board lately!!

 

[elmer9]

no shit sherlock!

 

speed
thanks
3rd helped out

 

[EarlySpeed]

Heres a horse to bet at Gulfstream that is 20-1 morning line--time for the Clampetts to get out of the trailer park (if they can srape up the $2)

10th race--#8 Mr. Pleasentfar

 

[elmer9]

thanks girly

 

[EarlySpeed]

Geez Elmer -- get a life--I had to wade through tons of posts just to find this thread

Now go sell a pint of blood and bet on this phucker

Sunday March 23
Fairgrounds 8th
#3 Rouvres

Jerry Bailey didnt travel to New Orleans for the jambalaya......

 

Speed
I bet him earlier not real thrilled about a 3-1 ML going off at evens but oh well
GL 3/59/all

 

[EarlySpeed]

Dicky

Got beat by an 80-1 shot--paid ok to place $3.60--didnt get hurt

In the 10th there is a maiden stretching out to a route that may be a nice angle play

#5 Chequers Honey

Gonna play across the board and back her in an ex with the top two post time chalks....

 

[TRYING2WIN!]

Girly Greed.... Thats a good one!!!!

Base Ball is a Kings Game!

 

[EarlySpeed]

Hey!!! Wazzup you inbred cunt!!! You betting these hosses???

You got about 10 minutes to go to the OTB and bet the 5 in the 10th at Fairgrounds

While im at it--could I order some industrial solvents for my company???

 

[elmer9]

girly greed= i vant my vay!!!!hehehe